Dear RooCat (https://www.deviantart.com/roocat):
I don't really know how to tell you this, but I dislike you, I think I realized it When your dog ran amok At the mental hospital and I saw you Sit on My best friend. I'm sure you're Senile enough to understand How boring you are. I'm returning Your old lottery coupons to you, but I'll keep Your left ear as a memory. You should also know that I Never openly mocked a new life as a clone.
With ease,
Remmms (https://www.deviantart.com/remmms)
Lawl that was fun, Sorry if you belived that xD
RULES:
Do the "Letter MEME". Tag no less than 5 other people, and leave them a comment, informing them that they have been tagged. Then copy the "How-to" Letter Meme